Yar! Thar be brats on the field, matey!

Pirate fined for assaulting sausage

My favorite line: "...Simon took a half swing at the Italian sausage character, hitting her from behind and causing her to tumble. When she fell, she knocked over the woman dressed as the hot dog."

Good thing I'm going to be making a couple stops in Milwaukee at the end of the month during Nicole's and my trip to Connecticut. This could get interesting.