Friday, September 26, 2003

Hooray for users

I work at a company that isn't loved by its users, particularly because they're forced to use our product by their administrators. Here's a bit of feedback we got today:

It makes me happy to say that .... is a Bi-otch.
In addition to being a Bi-otch its also a gestapo Nazi
Communist Whore Pig Dog Shitblasted Wangsucker in direct
violation of My RIGHTS

Ok, so now I've got my own BFAA - CWPDSW (Communist Whore Pig Dog Shitblasted Wangsucker). Every time I read that out loud, I just die laughing at "Shitblasted." It's hi-larious.

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Monday, September 15, 2003

Movie suggestions: post-apocalyptic society-rebuilding films

Okay, so I'm in the middle of watching Things to Come, a film somewhat based on an H.G. Wells novel, and it leaves me wanting more movies of the same general theme: humankind goes through some sort of apocalypse that forces it to rebuild itself into a different society, for better or worse. I can already think of a few movies - The Matrix series, Waterworld (blech), The Postman (blech, again), The Road Warrior, Red Dawn, Battlefield Earth (ha!), and The Terminator series.

What other movies follow this similar pattern? I prefer movies that show the apocalypse at the beginning and then the rebuilding throughout, but I'm not picky. Give me a good "the world's going to blow up" movie any day. I'm a sucker for that sort of stuff.

Oh, and I'm not partial to to TV shows either. Star Trek is a perfect example of this: After the mythical World War III, humankind somehow manages to reform itself into a utopia and meet interesting aliens in the process after breaking the light-speed barrier. Good stuff...

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Wednesday, September 10, 2003

I {heart} rally.

Vroooom.....

That's what I did last weekend. I wish I was driving one of them.

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Thursday, September 4, 2003

Ignorance

I take my job seriously. I've worked this tech support job for almost four years now and I've worked very hard at helping my colleagues out with their problems.

In that time I've been responsible for some initiatives to try to organize some knowledge we have in our department. We don't have a true knowledge base, per se (too expensive), but we do have an internal email archive, a customer facing web message board, a laboratory environment where people can go to test customer configurations, and lots of documentation on an internal site. I've been responsible for either setting up or maintaining on a day-to-day basis all of these.

Sadly, the only thing that gets used frequently is the laboratory and the customer-facing messageboard. The documentation I've written, or the emails archived hardly ever get looked at. It's just easier to ask people for information rather than do a quick search in the archive. This frustrates me to no end.

I've put a lot of work into all of those initiatives and instead of them being used, people complain about them. Now, not everybody complains, just certain people. But these are the same people who constantly ask me questions instead of taking some initiative and checking the database first. These are the people that would rather bitch about procedures and tools we have to use instead of working with the tool designers to fix them.

So today, after one of the whiners got thru cracking a couple jokes about the email archive, and proceeded to ask me for help with something, I told them I didn't know and referred them to the email archive.

Well, guess what. I probably did know the answer to the question, but I was too pissed off to help them. And I still am.

Update: I'm not pissed off anymore. I explained the situation with my co-worker and we're cool now.

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