Wednesday insight.

A friend gave me a great insight today into why I have so many friends who are girls:

"It's because you're fat. You're not a sex symbol to all of them."

Then she called me handsome. (Handsome is not one of my favorite compliments, but I will take it, nonetheless.)

I should've figured all of this out sooner, but it makes sense to me now. I guess if I were gay, things might be the same way too.

I think I'm OK with this. We all know I'd be beating the swarms of ladies off of me with a stick if I were thinner. Ha!

:-)