Memo from a blond(e) Y2K engineer:

I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions, because to be honest, none 
of the panic surrounding this Y to K problem and dates makes any sense to
me.  My assignment has been completed on-time, and far under budget.
At any rate I have finished converting the source code in all the company's
programs so that we are ready for year 2000 and the following new  months:

Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk

and days:
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
Sundak

Years were a breeze, since they are only spelled out in the Legal department
applications, and won't be effected until two thousand and twentk anyway.