Ebonics and Windows 98

Compton City Schools has announced that its special ebonics version of
Windows 98, titled "It be a fresh Window" has been leaked to several white
suburbs, causing confusion for unsuspecting Caucasian users.  There are
numerous differences between Windows 98 and the ebonics version:  
When opening the ebonics version, the familiar Windows chime is replaced with a
"phat ghetto track that melts 'em down wit dope-ass bass." The opening
screen features a Windows logo that is spray painted on a brick wall
- along with several gangsta signs, slogans and shout outs.  On the main
screen, "My Computer" is replaced with "Dis My Shit."  The "Recycle
Bin" has been replaced with a "Goodwill Dumpster", And the Internet
Explorer shortcut reads, "Tittie Sites."  If users are logged on to a
network, the "Network Neighborhood" is replaced with "Da Hood."  Users have
their choice of two  animated screen savers:

"Marquee," a lil' G spray-painting dirty words that move across the
screen; or "Flying Bullets," a 64 Olds' loaded with gangstas doing a
desktop drive by.

Users of the ebonics version will notice several command and
dialog box changes:

Break Back In = Re-entry
Aww Shit,  = Error
U Betta Recognize = No
Itz All Good = OK
4 Real Doe = Yes
Hold Up, Dawg = Cancel
Do Dat Shit Again = Reset
R U Crazy = Are You Sure
Hunt Dat Bitch Down = Find
Put A Cap In It = Delete
Games & Shit = Programs
Letter Shit = Documents

The ebonics version comes standard with a special edition of
Microsoft Works titled "Homie Essentials."  The word processing
program greatly differs from the mainstream program.  Several words on
the title bar have been changed:

Dat Be Thang = File
I Be Seein' It = View
Put Sumpin In = Insert
Hook It Up = Format
Stuff I Ain't Need =Tools
Number Shit = Table
Break In = Window
What Da #$@*? = Help

Note: "Stuff I ain't need" (Tools) does not include spelling or Grammar
check options. And "Auto Correct" has been replaced with
"Keepin' It Real.